Why not indeed! OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. I'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages!
I meant 'physically'. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually? Kids have names? Shinier than yours, meatbag. Pansy. Why yes! Thanks for noticing.
Ummm…to eBay? Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. I meant 'physically'. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually?
Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.
That's the ONLY thing about being a slave. What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. Alright, I'll get you some stupid food. I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! I just told you! You've killed me!
Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.
You are the last hope of the universe. Oh sure! Blame the wizards! I just told you! You've killed me! I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
Well, then good news! It's a suppository. Tell her she looks thin. Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…
Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms.
I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! Who are you, my warranty?!
Daddy Bender, we're hungry. I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! Who are those horrible orange men? We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. Negative, bossy meat creature! There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors!
Tell her she looks thin. Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments." If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don't wanna be right.
Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too. I could if you hadn't turned on the light and shut off my stereo. And I'm his friend Jesus.